a panda walked in to a pub, ambled over to the bar,took a customer's sandwich; ate it-pulled a gun, shot the man dead, and left.. the barman was agast; he shouted 'oi, come back !
you can't do that'.
'i can... and i did' said the panda ' i'm a panda-look me up in the dictionary '.
A Panda walked in to a pub, ambled over to the bar,took a customer's sandwich; ate it-pulled a gun, shot the man dead, and left.
The barman was agast; he shouted 'OI, come back ! You can't do that'
'I can... and I did' said the panda ' I'm a panda-look me up in the dictionary '
The barman and his customers got a dictionary, opened it- and looked under the word Panda...
it said, 'Panda- eats shoots and leaves'
well; i did'nt know ' being a man' was so complicated...it seems you do have think quite a lot before opening those mouths of yours...... .
it is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: .
a. when a heroic dog dies to save its master.
Funky, you beat me to it...
Stinky , you can't say that!!!!!!!! and you're the first woman i've heard of that wishes her arse was bigger !!
Eman, that's a great date story, my girls like a chance to shout at the team and I love hearing the comments around me at a match-you always get some brilliant comments...the last time we went up to watch Sheffield I had a guy near who disagreed with a decision, shouting...'OI, come up here ref; you lanky four-eyed Southern b*****d..' my girls learnt lots of new words that day!!!
(my great grandfather played for a few clubs-then Sheffield United, when they were' the' team and England too. He then went on to manage Bristol City-all his records still stand...I had a cup final medal from 1901 that I donated to the SUFC museum-so we get to go to matches for free for life now and get wined and dined and get to be mascots etc- but the best bit for me was to go on th e pitch at half time in front of the whole crowd after a tannoy announcement and hand over the medal as everyone clapped me and took photos-I cried!!!)
well; i did'nt know ' being a man' was so complicated...it seems you do have think quite a lot before opening those mouths of yours...... .
it is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: .
a. when a heroic dog dies to save its master.
((Eman)) the offside rule is...when...the French mustard has to be between...the teraki sauce...and the sea salt
well done to HL -i'm sure it was clearer than this ...
Offside is when the attacking player is in the defending team's half of the pitch and he's nearer to the goal line than a defender at the moment the ball is played to him...
well; i did'nt know ' being a man' was so complicated...it seems you do have think quite a lot before opening those mouths of yours...... .
it is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: .
a. when a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(((Ross))) hi
((Francois)) So we really do have to be perfect-damn...I thought any slight mamarilly shaped mound would start you men sobbing like a baby....... I have noticed that George Cloony is'nt symetrical either; but hell, who cares, we women ar'nt that fussy
i personally don't have any favorites.
i dont know why some people's favorite is pizza.
just serve me rice and beans and i'm happy.
((( prawns.....mmmmmmmmmm)))I eat them everyday
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me, yesterday, working a local hard of hearing territory.
(check out my amplifiers).
You can't tell me off for porn innuendo while using that emoticon Valis...
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me, yesterday, working a local hard of hearing territory.
(check out my amplifiers).
Nilfun; if you leave it hanging, i'm gonna pull it...
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me, yesterday, working a local hard of hearing territory.
(check out my amplifiers).
Erm, what ???!!
well; i did'nt know ' being a man' was so complicated...it seems you do have think quite a lot before opening those mouths of yours...... .
it is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances: .
a. when a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(((Pam))) I know how you feel..I got a ring last year - and I wanted a motorbike
i want to thank you for all the condolences and hugs.
it was a very difficult time.
not only because my dad passed away but because we had to deal with the jw org.
(((((Azaria)))))) I was so sorry to read this- I must've missed it before...I think you sound as though you coped very well with it all. and did your best in difficult circumstances at the funeral-it's wonderful when our children show such insight at times like this,is'nt it?
That's down to your fantastic parenting.You sound as though you have beautiful. caring children..
I can empathise with you as I lost my own (very cold) father 7 months ago- but his personality did'nt make the loss any easier-in fact , it made it more difficult than my lovely mother's death as there were many 'unfinished' things that- as in your situation- could now never be addressed- which can make it all alot harder to deal with.I find it difficult to visit my mothers grave now as he's there too...
if you ever want to talk just send a message ; pm me, and i'll give you my messenger addy or my email address or phone number...I really hope you're ok and I know it's said so much- but time does make everything easier to cope with and later when you look back you can understand the way they behaved a little better...
i'm so happy to hear you had a bolt hole-the cottage sounds lovely, and i'm glad you have lots of people around you who obviously care about you SO much, like we all do...
take care of yourself, don't forget that, will you? (((((((((i'll be thinking of you )))))))
termite xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
